Illegal Immigration Solutions for America

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I have given this illegal immigration issue much thought, and since the government has recently agreed to put up 700 miles of fence that can just be walked around, I decided to come up with a few ideas myself.

Illegal immigration solutions for America from The Geminian.

1.) Instead of building a fence, build a wall, a Great Wall, made of mesa bricks, (or whatnot,) but have any and all illegal immigrants found sentenced to Hard Time building the wall between our country and theirs. Also, have all new legal immigrants required to spend one day helping to build the wall.

2.) Since, through the Hoover Dam, the U.S. supplies water to Mexico, let's threaten Mexico (the OTHER country responsible for this same border) with cutting off that water, if they do not prevent their citizens from breaching our common border, the water is shut off.

3.) Since Mexico is allowing this threat to our national safety, we declare war on Mexico and acquire all it's lands, doubling our country's land mass and solving the problem permanently.

4.) Make the entire border with Mexico, part of the State of Texas. They will handle it from there.

5.) Catch and release, while outfitting them with tracking collars.

6.) Send them to Iraq wearing all red, white and blue camouflage. If they serve our nation for two years, CITIZENSHIP!!

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Submitted by The Geminian on Tue, 08/28/2007 - 22:59.